am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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