Dual....:-)
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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