it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
we're so committed to being not committed
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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