Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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