Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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