It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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