there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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