You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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