Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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