And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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