We should be called the Road Head Warriors
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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