I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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