he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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