I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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