It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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