what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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