just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
my sisters under your porch take her home
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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