Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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