I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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