ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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