Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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