love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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