They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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