so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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