pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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