hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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