I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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