But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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