We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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