My hand turned me down
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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