SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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