no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
