dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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