sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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