How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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