thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we have officially lost it.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
soo... how was my night?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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