If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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