no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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