My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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