u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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