David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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