what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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