It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You need Xanax blowdarts
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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