wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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