put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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