You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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