i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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