Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm at about main and main street
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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