When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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