I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
