i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
why do cheetos always look like penises
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
