I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
