i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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