that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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