To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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