i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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